Posts by Nancy Drake

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OMFG I forgot about this...

by Mastodon in

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i forgot this cooky thing that i wanted to share with y'all.

my mum has a pet dwarf rabbitt...she puts a tie on the rabbitt and takes him door to door and to the bible studies....maybe she's compensating because i left the dubs...it all sounds like she is not playing with a full deck, it's funny and kinda sad at the same time.

Nancy Drake

Wouldn't this be like Michael Jackson coming to your door with his monkey?

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I've decided to disassociate myself tonight

by Dustin in

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the kingdom hall where i used to go has the theocratic ministry school and service meetings on tuesday.

i have finally come to grips with my need to exit the jehovah's witnesses forever.

i told my parents today that i'm leaving the jw religion behind forever.

Nancy Drake

((((Dustin))))

Way to go! I'll be thinking of you, too. Good luck!

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Let's write a Kingdom song...Fun Fluff...

by ohiocowboy in

i think we should write our own aposta-kingdom song.

the way it goes is i will start with a sentence.

the next person will then write another sentence to follow.

Nancy Drake

The Governing Body thought they were clever

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For all those that live in the Milwaukee area

by kls in

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in case you are interested ,tonight on tmj4 at 10: 00 pm they are doing an investigation on the living church of god which is much like the jws in their beliefs.. this might be interesting for those that have family members in the jws how the wt does not have the market on their beliefs.

Nancy Drake

thanks, kls...I'll be sure to watch it. My xjw brother who lives here will enjoy it, too.

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Shunning in the 60's

by Bryan in

as you know i just returned from visiting my great-aunt whom i hadn't seen in 40 years (she's still a jw).

i asked her if she shunned my mother when she was disfellowshipped in 1964. she said they society did not promote shunning at this time.

is this true?

Nancy Drake

Wow, you people are old.

*runs away*

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Am I a bad person?

by Nancy Drake in

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today, i bought one of those nifty shower heads that come off the wall and have pulse/massage type settings.

well, i didn't follow directions and i ended up snapping it right off the pipe....oops.

so, i took it back to the store and said..."i don't know what happened.

Nancy Drake

As for bringing it back.. I know someone who bought a 4 pack of underwears at Wally world. After he had worn and washed them, they shrunk. He brought them back to walmart, insisting on getting his money back.

FAIRCHILD: You gonna leave me hangin' like that? SO??? Did he get his money back?

Awwwww, Nancy!! "Bad people" don't generally worry or wonder about if they're bad or not!!

MISSY: I probably am bad, seeing that I only tell you guys stuff so you can alleviate my guilty conscience. Hehehe. And I love you all for it!

4 out of 5 apostates agree, pulse action on the shower head

LOL, SEAWOLF: followed by a long spanking session...

I prefer to spank then to be spunk

PROPHECOR: Is spunk even a word??? Well, call my spunky Brewster then.

ZMAN: No matter what, you'll always be my favorite illiterate yokel.

PRESTON & BIG DOG: Not only are you guys alleviating my guilt...you're doing a job on my ego as well!!!

Now, resolve to follow instructions better the next time, so you won't have to do this again.

DY: I know, I know. I always tell myself I'm going to read the directions, but I always think directions are written for dummies and I get impatient and then after I 'f' it up...then I realize the instructions WERE written for dummies...ME.

When I get a new vehicle I read the whole owners manual.

XJW: I feel sorry for your wife.

KEN P.: So, tell us about this Sunday morning crotch sweat you feel guilty about....

BROOKE: I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU!!!

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Am I a bad person?

by Nancy Drake in

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friends

today, i bought one of those nifty shower heads that come off the wall and have pulse/massage type settings.

well, i didn't follow directions and i ended up snapping it right off the pipe....oops.

so, i took it back to the store and said..."i don't know what happened.

Nancy Drake

at least you'll be a clean liar

Purplesofa: LOL, Better a clean liar than a dirty liar.

So what! The store will get their money back from the company. They just send it back as defective.

Dustin: Yeah, I'm sure when they send it back the company will be like, "what dumbass tried to install this without reading directions?"

This reminds me of how when I was young, some of the kids in the neighborhood would go to a store and buy a toy

Elsewhere: I just got a mental picture of you and your little rascal friends trading in hula hoops for pogo sticks...

There are far more things in life to have guilt over!!!!!! My advice "put that baby on pluse and move on to greater sins!!!!!!!!!!"

zman, my syntactically challenged friend: done, and done...what do you think my purpose was in purchasing a dual massaging removable showerhead in the first place?

It's not like you had sex in a Kingdom Hall or anything

GBL: huff! That is, like, SO last thread!

You should feel more guilty about what you bought it for in the first place, you little trollop!

sixer: what has zman been telling you!?

The broom closet, maybe...

itsallgoodnow: don't feed gbl with more scenario fantasies for him to whack off to...unless that's your bag, he'll more than take you up on it

It is against the lewr to do such a thing. Yeu are not a bad person but a naughty, naughty girl.

inspector: you are not a REAL inspector are you? OMG, I knew they were watching me! You did not take pictures of me using my new happy showerhead, did you???

No, even so, lying and stealing are never good

Flash: I know. These apostates are sure doing a good job of relieving my guilt. Still, I know I'm going to think about it everytime I take a shower.

Don't lose no sleep nor worry about it. As long as you had the receipt they will replace it or give you back the money.

Golf: I know, it was all too easy.

Nancy it's not your fault they print those dang directions in every launguage but english!

bikerchic: ha, I knew there was a way to blame it on the foreigners! thanks!

Nope - crappy design if you ask me. For $35, it shouldn't be so easy (and fun) to break.

archimedes: well, what i did was fail to put pipe tape on as the directions called for. so when it started leaking, i figured it wasn't tight enough. So even though i had tightened it as far as it could go...i felt the need to wrench further and SNAP! I don't think it should have broken so easily either, though...cuz I'm not really a strong girl!

Heavens!... Is that a bad thing?

Jeanniebeanz...something you not tellin us???

HELP I"M BEING TAKEN OVER BY MY AVATAR)

Confused: I bet your favorite song is "The Gambler" too, isn't it? And yes...that shower head looks like mine with a handle...and wtf do you think I was doing with it?

Then I got my $7 back. SCORE!!

kaykay: Ha! I've had bad luck with stuff from Wal-Mart...everything seems to break...and their customer service is the WORST!

She took it back to Target in a bag full of pieces and just said, "I don't know what happened. It fell apart on me."

adelmaal: what a great story...that is almost exactly what I said to the clerk...I don't know what happened! Codeblue: thanks, I can feel my guilt dissipating with each post...hehe

So Nancy just turn the 35 dollar shower head into a Cheap 35 dollar Prostitute!

Brooke: !!! Quick, tell me how I can turn it into YOU. I love YOU!!!!! Jez, Valis, Lonelysheep: I knew this was going to turn into a spanking thread!!!

Happy new shower head, Now dont forget to shower the lil bits

Brummie: You're so cute. Come over to my house and you can watch me wash my big bits, too. hehe I said Bits, Bits... Wednesday, Prophecor and Hadenuf: Thank you dearly apostafriends for further relieving the guilt of my sins.... Now....about those spankings!!!!!

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Am I a bad person?

by Nancy Drake in

jw
friends

today, i bought one of those nifty shower heads that come off the wall and have pulse/massage type settings.

well, i didn't follow directions and i ended up snapping it right off the pipe....oops.

so, i took it back to the store and said..."i don't know what happened.

Nancy Drake

Today, I bought one of those nifty shower heads that come off the wall and have pulse/massage type settings.

Well, I didn't follow directions and I ended up snapping it right off the pipe....oops.

So, I took it back to the store and said..."I don't know what happened. I followed the directions and it totally broke for NO reason" Of course, I completely knew it was all my fault, but it was a 35 dollar showerhead!

Wouldn't you know it, they gave me a brand new one!

Now, I've been feeling guilty about it all day and feel like such a scam artist. Now everytime I take a shower I have to think about what a liar I am.

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I wanna see your baptism photos

by sawakist in

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please show me baptism photos you have.

Nancy Drake

Ewww...

I just had a flashback to the scary guys in the white hanes undershirts that grabbed you.

What a traumatizing event for a teenage girl... to be in a swimsuit in front of so many people and then asked some weird questions and then whisked away by some scary guys in white shirts to dunk you under water.

What a weird ass thing to do, now that I think of it.

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So which Desperate Housewife are you?

by TresHappy in

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in honor of my favorite show finally returning to new episodes this easter sunday, click on the link below and take the test - .

http://abc.go.com/primetime/desperate/quiz/index.html

Nancy Drake

I am Edie! Is that bad or Good?

I thought for sure you'd be Gabrielle, but now that I think of it, Edie's a slut just like you.

KIDDING! I LOVE YOU, BROOKE!!!!

Love, Tracy